Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kids 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  I really don't wanna have kids

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  Queer 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  One more movie that wants me to do and stop doing heroin at the same time 

  (I loved it, only big why is the usage of Norvana Songs for the first 30 minutes without ever bringing them up again, maybe there is a hidden message behind it, also didn’t expect James Bond to give such good head)

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025 1

  Why does this (expecting more gore, slime & fuckery) happen so often to me I need to talk to my therapist as much as Bill Skarsgård needs a manicure

  (I did love the lighting, sets, costumes, soundtrack, SOME of the acting, but why did they have to add … funny scenes? Also the dialogues were a bit off and WHY ISN'T THIS FILM MADE IN GERMAN I MEAN EGGERS LET PEOPLE LIVE ON A FARM BEFORE MAKING THE WITCH AND ONLY…

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  Had to stop it after 25 minutes or so because the amount of shitty CGI added to my lifelong love Wallace & Gromit gave me the same discomfort some would get from seeing a porn parody of Peppa Pig

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