ar burton

ar burton

I probably followed you because you like to review brainrot, gore, trash, sleaze, porn and SOVs.

Favorite films

  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
  • 3 Women
  • Nights of Cabiria
  • The Passion of Joan of Arc

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  • Harriet the Spy

    ★★★

  • Shin Kamen Rider

    ★★½

  • Prince of Darkness

    ★★★★½

  • Hundreds of Beavers

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  • Harriet the Spy

    Harriet the Spy

    ★★★

    Miss ya girl

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    No rating because we couldn't finish. Managed about 40 minutes and realised we had another hour of this to go. Went in with enthusiasm because I love the concept but this should've been 30 minutes at most. I love the golden age of cartoons but there's a reason they're short. The charm and novelty of it wore off fast and it became an exercise in tolerance very quickly. I get it, he gets into calamitous accidents that are cartoonish and humourous. Can something else happen please?

    Also, if you ever watch it, take sunglasses fr. It's fucking blinding

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  • Face/Off

    Face/Off

    ★★★★★

    Best movie ever, release the Criterion already you cowards

  • Tumble

    Tumble

    ★★★

    girl if I was doing all that I would be FARTING