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The Peanut Butter Solution 1985
Today I’m watching The Peanut Butter Solution and holy shit why am I doing this to myself? I honestly don’t know why this movie exists. I don’t know who this movie is for. I just don’t know. For those who don’t know, here’s the plot:
> A boy looks into the window of a burned down house. Typical boy stuff.
> Something inside scares him so badly all his hair falls out. Yikes.
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Thunder in Paradise 1993
This is the 2ish hour long pilot of the Hulk Hogan TV show of the same name. If you’re not familiar, Thunder in Paradise is like Baywatch (they even have the same creator) but with more Hulk Hogan in a Speedo, cool boats, Jack Lemmon’s son, jet ski tricks and family friendly action. This was a first time watch and I fully expected to be dunking on it right now, but honestly it was a lot of fun. And after…
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Demon Wind 1990
As I was watching Demonwarp yesterday it occurred to me that it would be a perfect double feature with Demon Wind, so I’m watching that here today. Both movies give us centuries-spanning lore featuring rural folks encountering forces they can’t control. Both feature groups of young people lured to a location under the guise of a fun, spooky trip only to then spend all their time unpacking one person’s deep family trauma. Both have slimy monsters. Both have zombie-ish creatures.…
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Unmasking the Idol 1986
Unmasking the Idol is the first of two movies, made back-to-back, that center around a James Bond knockoff named Duncan Jax. Duncan is smooth, he’s got gadgets, the ladies love him, he’s got a pet monkey named Boon and, in this first movie anyway, he’s a ninja. Yeah. There’s so much here. Multiple hot air balloon action set pieces, alligators, ninjas fighting ninjas, piranhas, random elder abuse, a submarine, a mysterious, masked villain called The Scarlet Leader, an over-the-top throne…
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