Jordan Veilleux

Jordan Veilleux

Favorite films

  • Anora
  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Hard Truths
  • The Room Next Door

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  • Fried Green Tomatoes

    ★★★★

  • September 5

    ★★★

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★½

  • Cuckoo

    ★★½

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  • Fried Green Tomatoes

    Fried Green Tomatoes

    ★★★★

    one of the more nonsensical movies I’ve ever seen but it hits every time. every time. baby einstein cinema. 10/10. no notes. 

    you couldn’t make this today. for instance, jessica tandy makes her own clothes. 

    people say jessica tandy isn’t playing mary staurt masterson and vice versa. maybe that’s true but i don’t believe it.

  • September 5

    September 5

    ★★★

    i love seeing how the sausage gets made. nothing better than watching people doing stuff. but this, for all its tight-knit ragtag spectacle falls a bit short by its end. i don’t know why. maybe my brain isn’t used to processing things shorter than 138-minutes anymore. 

    made me want to finally sit down and watch spielberg’s munich though. and it definitely made me want to revisit the post, and shattered glass.

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  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★★

    beguiling, sexy, nauseating, hilarious, horrifying. that’s cinema right there. julianne wields that lisp like a dagger. it’s her no country bowl cut, but better. i love when art is like you’re laughing? these people’s lives are a freakshow, and you’re laughing?

  • It Ends with Us

    It Ends with Us

    ★★★★

    moments where i had to steel myself lest i burst out laughing or groan and be torn limb from limb by the moms and daughters in the audience. strange pacing and choices. misguided-to-offensive. 

    and yet, despite all that, despite going in wanting to hate it, i liked it. they got my ass good. 

    blake just has it. tumbleweed hair, ugly rings, dressed like a clown… nothing can stop her. nevertheless, she persisted! 

    it’s not good, no. but it made me feel young again. it was a strange magic. or maybe it was the two martinis i had.

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