Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  A film as uninteresting as its title, terribly cringey writing too

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  Ne Zha 2 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Look it’s spectacularly animated but at the end of the day this is a baby movie, the “humor” in the first half made me feel embarrassed to be watching it by myself at my grown ass age, but it did get pretty exciting if you are into shonen anime fights

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 28 Oct 2023

  This wasn’t even fun bad, it’s not a horror movie, it was boring as shit and felt embarrassing to just watch. Not even worth pirating. I hate this dogwater franchise and all the zoomers who hype it up. Can we please stop video game adaptations

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Aug 2024

  The best superhero movie by a million gazillion miles, And seeing it on the big screen finally was probably the best experience I had in the cinema in my memory. This is a movie about the struggles and sacrifices of life, the beauty of humanity, a cool red guy beating up an octopus guy. For this movie I turn from being ultimate hater of capeshit to its strongest soldier. Absolute SOVL

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