Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Folks I gotta say I did not expect the fun cartoon movie about a dog-human policeman to have such nuanced takes on shared custody of a child, cynicism, and overcoming family trauma

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  Paddington 2014

  ★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Sterilized and genericized, Paddington (2014) (this movie) glances at its source before inserting its characters and basic elements into a Mad Libs kids movie script. Honestly this could have been an interesting way of commenting on the UK's issues with foreigners and immigrants but the kids just want to see the funny cartoon bear who doesn't know how a bathtub works. Why is there a villain subplot with Nicole Kidman in a bad wig? Why are Mr. Curry and Gruber…

Popular reviews

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  Harlots of the Caribbean 2006

  ½ Added

  This was the first porno I ever saw and it damn near converted me to celibacy.

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  Eames Lounge Chair 1956

  ★★ Watched 25 Nov 2019

  It's 4 AM and I'm sitting here watching a video from the 50's where a guy puts a chair together and then sits in it.
  ngl he do be kinda lookin comfy doe 😳😳