Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  City Hunter 1993

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This is by far the weirdest and horniest Jackie Chan movie I've seen so far, and that's saying a lot. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's borderline cringe, and sometimes it's so fucking awesome that it makes you forget about all the bizarre stuff happening in the background.
  I absolutely adore the Street Fighter bit, and I just know that Jackie Chan can move like Chun-Li in real life.

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  Steven Wilson - Insurgentes 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Holy Mother of a simple one
  When you smile at me you bring me down
  You betray your thoughts
  All your prayers to naught

  Now out of death you speak in tongues
  And out of breath your work is done
  And your dream absolve
  And your path dissolvee

Popular reviews

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  Paddington 2 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2024

  It made me want to be a better man.

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  Santa with Muscles 1996

  ★½ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  The Hulkster is not only bad at wrestling, but he's also a very bad actor and a terrible santa