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Brokeback Mountain 2005
The movie was probably good but I wasn’t paying much attention
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Brokeback Mountain 2005
FUCK I SHOULDNT HAVE PAID ATTENTION THIS TIME THAT WAS THE WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE
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Jaws 1975
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"Smile, you son of a bitch!"
I always held a hatred for this film as a kid due to its impact on the public perception of sharks and their endangerment, and I think a part of me always will do because of it. I did enjoy myself throughout the first half of the film, and I even started to view it as a commentary piece on humanity's capitalistic greed, though i knew that wasn't how the crew intended for people…
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Star Wars 1977
"Governor Tarkin, I should’ve expected to find you holding Vader’s leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
I recognise how much of a staple this franchise is and how widely it is loved, but I still went in with a wary mind just in case - especially as someone who often dislikes action films.
Some of the lines and their deliveries were a little jarring, especially coming from Luke. The rest were pretty alright, I…
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As You Are 2016
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Mfs with internalised homophobia will get a serious head injury, tell their crush that they wish they were a girl and then die before admitting that theyre gay
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001
"There is no good and evil. There is only power and those who are too weak to seek it."
Never watched this as a kid so I Decided to give this film a go despite my distaste for JK Rowling. It's acting, line deliveries and CGI were shocking to say the least, but that's to be expected in a 2000s movie for kids. The pacing felt off as well. However, the plottwist did genuinely catch me off guard so props…
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