Venomous_Swan

Venomous_Swan

Favorite films

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • The Last Unicorn
  • In the Mouth of Madness
  • Alien

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  • The Blade Master

    ★★

  • Girl in Gold Boots

    ★★

  • Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance

    ★★★

  • Samurai Cop

    ★★★

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  • Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance

    Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance

    ★★★

    Fun fact: I helped crowd source this so it technically makes me a very fancy producer.

  • Werewolves

    Werewolves

    ★★½

    I reject the premise because why not just have everyone in the world be a werewolf for one night? Like, that sounds like a banger for sure! 

    I did like the creature design’s boopable snoots tho. They were all very good dogs.

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  • Supernova

    Supernova

    ★★

    The Supernova Drinking Game:

    Every time James Spader says “sweetie” you reply, “Yes, daddy” and take a shot.

    Every time you remember Angela Bassett turned down Monster’s Ball to film this abortion of a movie you take four shots.

    Every time there are casual breasts on screen you say, “NICE,” give yourself a high-five, and take a shot.

  • The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep

    The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep

    “Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

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