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Recent reviews

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  Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance 2015

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Fun fact: I helped crowd source this so it technically makes me a very fancy producer.

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  Werewolves 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I reject the premise because why not just have everyone in the world be a werewolf for one night? Like, that sounds like a banger for sure! 

  I did like the creature design’s boopable snoots tho. They were all very good dogs.

Popular reviews

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  Supernova 2000

  ★★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  The Supernova Drinking Game:

  Every time James Spader says “sweetie” you reply, “Yes, daddy” and take a shot.

  Every time you remember Angela Bassett turned down Monster’s Ball to film this abortion of a movie you take four shots.

  Every time there are casual breasts on screen you say, “NICE,” give yourself a high-five, and take a shot.

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  The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep 2025

  ★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  “Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

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