Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I simply just don’t remember real life being that loud.

  Shoutout Jack Quaid, nepo baby of the month👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  Also, the bad guys were hot. I said what I said.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  SPOILERS

  While subtlety is not Bong Joon Ho’s strong suit when it comes to Ruffalo’s “symbolic” Trump performance - I mean, his followers wear red baseball caps, his ego is sky high, he wears orange foundation, and his cheek and ear get grazed by a bullet while getting shot at on stage - but I think it was more ballsy than corny, if I am being honest.

  Besides, the rest of the film and the issues that it touched on…

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  You're telling me they don't don't do delivery and I have to do the stitch-ups and injections myself? I'm out.

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 May 2024

  I almost witnessed a tiny woman with lip filler commit mass murder on a bunch of apes…

  10/10, would watch the apes climb again!

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