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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
you know what? this was cute. every actor is having a good time and acting about as enthusiastically & effectively as a good RP'er in a DND campaign. and some of the sets are real. not every movie has to be a masterpiece and this one was at least relatively clever in the rules-lawyering insane moment-to-moment way DND can be clever, with confident players and a lenient DM.
The characters were kind of flat. the plot was threadbare. a lot of…
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i could barely watch this movie bc I'm a weenie but it hits every vampire movie porn trope so faithfully you have to respect it. trembling waif british man taken advantage of in a bloodspattered white blouse. being compelled by a horny corpse in the middle of the night. orientalism so unabashed edward said turned in his grave. serif captions. lily rose-depp firing on all cylinders. i genuinely worried for her spinal health. the solution is literally fucking a monster to death so hard that you also die.
great movie. monsterfuckers banquet. if gothic visuals are of even passing interest to you it's basically required viewing
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