Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Sep 2024

  The best defense is a good offense

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  Promising Young Woman 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jun 2023

  Pretty dark, but you got Bo Burnham (purposefully drinking coffee that Carey Mulligan spit in) and my queen Jennifer Coolidge (unfortunately not given the best role for her to slay in, but what’re you gonna do)

  A film with that has a top layer of feminism but ends up showing the layer beneath that shows the world for what it truly is. 

  Moral of the story, cis straight men should all be sent to a far away island somewhere except…

Popular reviews

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  The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker 2023

  ★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2023

  First of all, fuck Kai’s mom. We can see straight through your bullshit.

  Secondly, this is simply a sad story of the blind faith of social media. This guy had big time issues yet everyone just focused on the meme potential cause “lolz” or whatever the fuck.

  Bad vibes all around.

  Also, fuck that Kardashian producer lady. Fucking vulture.

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  The X-Files 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Jul 2017

  That motherfucking bee makes me so mad that I would literally kill all the bees in the world if it didn't cause the world to end or whatever