Favorite films

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  Red Riding Hood 2011

  ★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  More like Red Herring Hood.

  Gary Oldman carried this movie on his back.

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  Flyin' Ryan 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  Absolutely whips. Just really glad this exists. What a cool thing these kids got to do. I think we need more feature length movies like this.

Popular reviews

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  Dream One 1984

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jul 2023

  Slow and a little impenetrable, thin and meandering plot, unremarkable character-work, but the sets and lighting work alone are worth 5 forks. Would watch again just to stare at it (and see Harvey Keitel as a lonely and unfulfilled B-Zorro).

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  Roller Blade 1986

  ★★★ Watched 18 Jul 2023

  Kinda hard to tell who the Nazis actually are in this one, for the sexy nuns have hoods just a little too pointy and whose emblazoned iron crosses are just a little too fashy. But maybe im missing something.

  That said, flick was a blast. Loved the persistent voice overs and the roller skates and the crystal attached to a VCR circuit board. 3 forks.

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