Chris

Chris Pro

Exile is no place for a person or your compassion.
@christopher.boyd_

Favorite films

  • Mirror
  • Frances Ha
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Embrace of the Serpent

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Loving

    ★★★★

  • The Longest Yard

    ★★½

  • Past Lives

    ★★★★½

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  • We Are Zombies

    We Are Zombies

    ★★

    HoopTober 2024 #34

    I’ve come to accept that this flavor of independent horror project just isn’t my thing - replete with late 00s / early 10s ¡¡¡Zombie!!! tropes and equally dated archetypes, We Are Zombies contains a couple of minutes of inspired chaos and about 70 others of middling to plodding quality. Sorry to all the living impaired.

  • Cyclone

    Cyclone

    ★★½

    HoopTober 2024 #33

    This is a nasty little disaster / survival film that delights in drawing out the suffering of its cast along with its bloated runtime. The obnoxious score threatens to sink the entire work, which admittedly contains some gut wrenching scenes, at least until the sharks arrive to feast upon our survivors - and the script.

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  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★½

    Hooptober 2017 #1

    Slasher film? Counterculture art film? Proto torture porn?

    Tobe dipped his hand into a well of ideas and returned with gold with The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Few films manage to be as equally terrifying and gorgeous as this one. This movie should be viewed by anyone studying shot composition, period.

    Perhaps most impressive is how much of the grotesque torture and cannibal-ry occurs off-screen. The sound design more than anything is perfectly utilized to induce fear…