Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Tahara 2020

  ★★★ Watched 05 Nov 2022 4

  if i had a nickel for every time rachel sennott was in a movie released in 2020 about kissing girls at a jewish funeral i'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Dec 2021 1

  ive said so much about this damn film so what do i actually think of it??
  well im literally sentences away from closing the biggest review of my goddamn life and this is how i win and so on and so forth

  the safdies are absolutely relentless in their direction, good time was already an excellent exercise in tension and here its cranked to the point that my nerve endings have been obliterated and here i am still coming back for…

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  god it feels good to see pattinson(s) in a movie again, that three-year wait felt longer than waiting for carti to drop… wait 😦
  his performance definitely carries this film—i love the manic, zany, eccentric physicality he brings
  and it’s just refreshing to see something so original in concept ,
  but that’s about where my praise ends. the movie itself feels like it has an identity crisis, caught between dark comedy and social class drama, never fully committing to either.…

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  Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011

  ★★★ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025

  conan o'brien mentioned 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Popular reviews

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  Void 2017

  Watched 25 Jun 2021 2

  wait.. girls watch porn too?? i need to talk to my psychologist abt this

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  South Park the Streaming Wars 2022

  ★½ Watched 01 Jun 2022 1

  yesss make the same 3 jokes over and over for 48 min pop off 😝