Craig Currie

Craig Currie

Most of my reviews have spoilers IDGAF

Favorite films

  • Street Trash
  • Big Meat Eater
  • Fortress
  • My Neighbor Totoro

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  • Robowar

    ★★★½

  • Microwave Massacre

    ★★★½

  • Blood Beat

    ★★★★½

  • Puppet Master

    ★★★

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  • Robowar

    Robowar

    ★★★½

    Saving Private who? Apocalypse when? This is my kind of war movie. Soundtrack was sick and really got you In the mood for buff dudes shooting machine guns and screaming. So glad the blonde made it out in the end. Some top tier acting here and the audio overdubs really shine during close up dialogue.

  • Microwave Massacre

    Microwave Massacre

    ★★★½

    I mostly feel bad for Donald, I feel like being a serial killer sex cannibal is really hard for him. The 70s babes and tits in the first 3 minutes is fucking classic. Some very offensive scenes and a PERFECT final shot. Sort of wished this was a bit less funny though.

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  • Point Break

    Point Break

    ★★★½

    Really Glad Bodhi got to shred the gnar at the end. Tank Girl was good in this and I liked how Anthony Kedis played a surfer Nazi. Swayze actually crushed this role and there’s some funny story’s about his sky diving. Keanu clearly couldn’t sky dive or act in this. Shout out to Dr Cox and when Johnny Utah emptied his clip.

  • Street Trash

    Street Trash

    ★★★★★

    This is one of my favourites, the sound effects alone grabbed me the first time. Obviously love the rainbow gore and score. Offensive on so many levels, Wendy and Fred’s younger brother are the only people who aren’t absolute degenerates. The crazy Vietnam vets screams are the best part of the movie