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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Hell yea for 3 years of bold and deserving best picture winners💪💪 I love sex and I HATE Russian oligarchs

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Nosferatu. Your smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your shots too tastefully lit. Your sauce too copious. They’ll kill you

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  As somebody who used to fill his essays with a bunch of unnecessary bullshit in order to meet a word count, I am familiar with this movie’s game. As someone who is still coming down from the ethereal high of having his loins rattled by “The Wizard and I” in a dolby theater… I am not too mad.

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  SNL50: The Anniversary Special 2025

  Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Went in hoping for a Simon and Garfunkel reunion, left hoping for a Simon and Carpenter tour. They’re just both so short and sweet. I wonder if they boinked backstage while DeNiro was strangling Debbie Downer. Things to consider…

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