Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Oct 2023

  Absolutely nothing that happens in this movie makes any sense at all, I love it. But the fucking Set Design though?!?! The LIGHTING!!🥵🥵😍!! I feel like I just got eaten out by the primary colors

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  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Apr 2023

  i want to die

Recent reviews

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  Shutter Island 2010

  ★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  ITS CLOBBERIN TIME!!!!

Popular reviews

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  964 Pinocchio 1991

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2024 5

  Looking for an effective, non-surgical alternative to lobotomy? Try watching this!

  Similarly, show this to the nearest christopher nolan fan, swiftie, christian, or neurotypical to kill them instantly!

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  The Valley of the Bees 1968

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I hope to one day make a movie that looks as good as this director’s films. Might need to rewatch Marketa Lazarova one of these days. Czech’s really know how to make movies 🔥