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vhornburg

Favorite films

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Aftersun

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  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★★½

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★½

  • Twilight

    ★★★★

  • Natural Born Killers

    ★★★★

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  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★★½

    jacob is the biggest loser ever i’m in tears how is he gaslighting her and saying “no you actually do love me” he’s such an asshole. alice meanwhile is such a queen. her cut is always eye-catching she could silence a room just by walking in and yet she’s so selfless and kind. she’s perfect but also bella doesn’t deserve her. her boyfriend is likely really racist. edward is so mormon. i love twilight i had no idea what i was missing in my life.

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★½

    jacob trying so hard to be the fallback oh my god he has no chemistry with bella she doesn’t even fw that side character dude it’s so plain to see and he’s such an asshole to her while edward through all his avoidant attachment issues thinks he’s doing what’s in her best interest and even thanks jacob for being there to protect her. alice on the other hand is everything jacob wishes he could be. she’s there to support her…

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  • PERSONA3 THE MOVIE #3 Falling Down

    PERSONA3 THE MOVIE #3 Falling Down

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Sword Art Online the Movie – Progressive – Scherzo of Deep Night

    Sword Art Online the Movie – Progressive – Scherzo of Deep Night

    ★★

    the couple behind us was performing fellatio and the kids in front of us talked the entire time with their feet out. after the film ended my friend and i went to the restroom where he talked in great detail about how loud i was pissing not realizing there was somebody actively defecating in the stall behind us. i’ve never had such a psychotic cinematic experience in all my days and i could never imagine it ever being rivaled. i couldn’t tell you what happened in the movie itself.