Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Confessions of a Shopaholic 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  The Girl with the Green Scarf walked so Planet Money could run!!!

  Also, Hugh Dancy is very beautiful

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  “I’m still good meat!”

  It’s difficult to value yourself in a world that continually finds new ways to dehumanized you. It’s beautiful to do so anyways. I would say more but a spider fucking bit my finger during the showing and it’s distracting me. Like what those scientists kept doing to the different iterations of Mickey, the Morgantown AMC continues to find new way to punish me.

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025 2

  Regal Morgantown Stadium 12: In Memoriam

  “The light shines, even though the star is gone.”

  My preferred local theater is closing down. Tomorrow is its last day, and maybe they won’t even open, what with the snow storm rolling in. And to make it even worse, the employees were only told two days ago that this would be the last week they have a job. We will still have one other theatre, but I despise it with the fire of…

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  Catherine Called Birdy 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2022

  “My new leaf was short lived but my rebellion will be forever.”

  Movies about what it feels like to be a teenage girl will always make me cry lol. I was really excited about this one because I got like a ton of ads on Instagram and Twitter for it (probably because of all the historical costuming accounts I follow), but honestly I really liked it! It was funny and cute and sometimes scary and sad. Birdy is a fun…