Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  How is this piece of trash a movie?

  Would give 0 stars if poss

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2024 2

  Excellent

Popular reviews

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  Argylle 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2024

  Simply couldn’t have had a better time

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★★ Added

  is this a perfect movie? no. do i actually think that? no. did i only just realize tom cruise wears uggs in that one scene? yes. do i want anyone to ask me why i like this movie? no. do i thus also not think that academic papers "analyzing" it should be written? THEY ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT BE WRITTEN. does watching this movie make me want to celebrate christmas? kinda. does it make it feel ok to be alone at…

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