Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  Me: my eminence adina 

  Adina: my beloved Victoria

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  Adina: this man showed up and immediately got five votes 

  Me: yeah 

  Adina: he has aura 

  Me: he was aurafarming the whole time 

  Adina: what 

  Me: it’s new I don’t know what it means

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  Adina, at discovery: king shit like king shit.. aura 

  Me: you’re just saying words

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 May 2024

  A couple who wants to fuck the problem in their relationship — THE CINEMATOGRAPHY!!!! Also moment of silence for zendayas wig 😭

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  It’s funny to me the only relationship worth saving was art and Patrick’s. The power dynamics in Art and Tashi’s relationship are terrible and she’s too in love with tennis to love either of them. I think that Patrick is right on the money about how she feels about Art and it’s why she goes to see…

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★ Watched 13 Jan 2024

  I’m sorry my performance wasn’t good enough. 

  first watch with Sarah and Ryanne — saltburn is not weird enough for the reception it is receiving also lol 

  I deleted a mean thing earlier where I compared someone to Oliver but sorry not sorry I was LITERALLY CORRECT LMFAOOO — I think this movie is a waste of Rosamund Pike who is captivating in every scene she’s in also generally both main actors captivating and compelling but although the movie is…