(The following to be said over incredibly loud helicopter sounds)
AFTER HER BOYFRIEND IS MURDERED BY THE GANGSTERS WHOSE DIAMONDS HE STOLE, CARMEN IS PUT UNDER THE PROTECTION OF TWO FBI AGENTS WHO MUST GET HER TO THE BORDER OF TEXAS BEFORE SHE CAN SHARE THE SAME FATE.
(End helicopter sounds)
Oh no, oh I’m so sorry it would appear this passing helicopter drowned out all of the key exposition for this movie… but no matter because believe me, you’re…
Today’s movie follows a group of strangers who board a transport along a dangerous route and along the way learn that they are not who they seem...oh wait, that’s **Stagecoach**.
Today’s assignment *actually* takes place in a post-ecological-apocalypse future where bands of motorcycle riding bandits...nope, sorry, that’s **Mad Max**.
Okay, one more time... A comedian races against the clock to make it to his big break at the Greek Theater... *damnit!*
**Neon City** is all those movies and so much…
In 1983, a working class welder at a steel mill rose above the expectations placed on her and gained entrance to the Pittsburgh conservatory of dance and music by blending classical dance with the breakdancing flare of the streets.
In 1984, Kevin Bacon used the power of rock and roll to teach a small midwest town that dancing is not a crime.
In 1987, Patrick Swayze said “Nobody puts baby in a corner,” and challenged class constructs through dance at…
Alright everybody, now that you're all gathered here, I'd like to read the last will and testament of Jackson, former leader of The Scorpion gang. It seems he had no last name.
All gathered here - friends, family, confidants - should understand a little about Jackson's life, so before the bequeathments begin, he has prepared a note addressing you all. It reads:
"If you are reading this, it means I have been killed. Likely, someone would have hired a man with leather…
