Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Yall I came back from the dead man, and you guys might have thought that I found Brad Pitt and married him but let me be honest I didn’t, my fatass was 24/7 in the McDonald’s eating all the happy meals. But then you also might think that I would come back with an absolute banger of a movie. And here I am. Mother fucking Jack bitch ass Quaid. Was their budget so low that they had to cast this…

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★ Watched 29 Oct 2024

  Man what the hell was this bullshit man even Martin Sheen was better than this ass of a move, even espresso man that I fell asleep 20 times on was better and I can’t believe I’m saying this but even Hitchcock was better that his ass of a move there was 0 lore, the story of the main bitch ass characters were hella boring and there was just too much blood man, let me eat my popcorn in peace man,…

Popular reviews

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  Ivan the Incredible 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2023 1

  This could be my favourite film! The characters and scenario was so realistic!

  [Warrning]
  There was a sexy girl in the movie that always had a sausage in her mouth

  I would 100% recommend it to anyone and I am glad that this movie won an Oscar

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  Every second of this movie is a masterpiece, just like the abs of Brad Pitt and the sexy face of Civilian Murphy. And also welcome to the sexy gang Ryan Gosling man. Because of this movie you made me fall in love with Hard Metal! 🥲
  Also, Emma Cobblestone why did you marry Aldi Husband :( 
  Ryan gosling was way better but okay you were amazing in this movie so that makes up for it.
  Take 5 stars even if Brad Pitt isn’t in this movie. Quick shoutout to my boy John Legend for being a Legend tho!