Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Perfect Blue 1997

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  A solid lesson in the important of eye spacing👌

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  Thor 2011

  Watched 01 Mar 2025

  This movie is a crime against my aesthetic sensibilities

Popular reviews

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2024 1

  Gayer than Saltburn.
  Too many moans.

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Oct 2023 2

  Ethan Hawke rocking those crooked teeth makes me realize my parents wasted A LOT of money on my Invisalign treatment.

  (No, it wasn’t a waste. I don’t just look like Ethan hawke.)