Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Dec 2024

  No James Gordon good

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2024

  i’ve literally never seen a movie this funny

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  kinda value brand Hereditary had a baby with Prisoners and Nicolas Cage ate that shit down

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★ Rewatched 04 Oct 2024

  movies like this make me regret only consuming media based off word of mouth and suggestions. I don’t have the vocabulary to articulate the displeasure it was to watch this movie. most shelf grade coffee has more layers and nuance than this overly self-indulgent rubbish. To be so honest i’d find it more enjoyable to watch 8 hours of the Pink Opaque, the version at the end of the movie at that, than ever watch this again. cute though !!!

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