This movie was so bad it almost impulses me to disregard any respect I have for Francis Ford’s repertoire ever. Fuck this film.
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Semiotic Plastic 2021
Pretty sure I made this exact short film in middle school, sans all the fucking.
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Annihilation 2018
Pseudo-intellectual story dressed with all the cinematic bells and whistles of sci-fi galore. Could have done without the wayward story that tried much to hard just to fall flat even harder.
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Nosferatu 2024
Stylistically, the first scenes dawned on me so visually fixating and haunting I could not grasp whether it was shot or fabricated by CGI. It hits a very low ceiling early and for much of the movie you are to endure an almost surgically literal depiction of the story with the side characters (Aaron-Taylor Johnson’s painful watch) that could have been done without since their performance illustrated next to nothing. Speaking of missed opportunities, thematically, Nosferatu had a regrettably unique…
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