Rough. Was the only one in the theater, which was nice because I could walk around without bothering anyone. The editing is lackluster, the narrative a known quantity and the whole use of black and white still images and other elements for flashbacks felt lazy. As did the talk-to-the camera narration. None of it quite fit together well.
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God Bless America 2011
Even though it was made 14 years ago...guys, I don't think anything has gotten much better. Somehow I think its gotten worse...way worse.
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BloodRayne II: Deliverance 2007
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“Life is like a penis. When it’s hard you get screwed. When it’s soft you can’t beat it.” ~ That one guy…
This is the last spoken line of "BloodRayne 2: Deliverance" and it sums up the main reason why no one should ever watch this film. I thought the first film, "BloodRayne", was one of the most boring films I have ever seen…I was wrong. This movie definitely takes that honor.
New actors, new time period, same old Uwe.…
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102 Dalmatians 2000
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Many say that the 1996 live action "101 Dalmatians" was unneeded and bad compared to the animated film of the same name in 1961. I say that the sequel to the live action version of "101 Dalmatians" has to win this trophy. This film is 100% unneeded. The story is flat, the acting is forced and the lack of comedy is oozing throughout the film.
Glenn Close is still a perfect fit for the villain, Cruella de Vil. I will…
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