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Recent reviews

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  The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014

  ★★★ Added

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Legolas went fucking crazy in this! You can’t take his ass anywhere!

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jul 2024

  Movie of the summer. Immaculate soundtrack—my favorite part. What a goddamn blast. Laughed my ass off several times. Messy and goofy as hell. Gambit’s characterization threw me off. Cassandra was honestly laughable. Absurd from start to finish. What a delight. The credits montage almost made me cry—also one of the best parts. Beautiful. Cinematic. Epic. What a treat. God, I fucking love the X-Men.

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★ Watched 28 Apr 2024

  What a waste of time. Some of the worst writing I’ve ever experienced in my life. The end credits were the best part. I hope I never watch this again.

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