John Barrie

John Barrie Pro

Manager of custodians. Sometimes writer. Horror fan.

Favorite films

  • Conan the Barbarian
  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Inglourious Basterds

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  • The Batman

    ★★★★

  • First Cow

    ★★★★½

  • Black Swan

    ★★★★½

  • Carol

    ★★★

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    Still awesome.

  • First Cow

    First Cow

    ★★★★½

    I didn’t care for Meek’s Cutoff, so I wasn’t expecting to be blown away by this movie but I was. It’s very understated, but I was enchanted from the start. A meditation.

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  • Tampopo

    Tampopo

    ★★★★★

    A fever dream of a movie. What is Tampopo about? A trucker helps a widow revitalize her ramen shop. Sounds dull, right? But it is instead one of the most singular “this is cinema” experiences I’ve had. It is a western, food porn, incredibly sensual, educational, slapstick. It fits so many elements together but never feels disjointed. I absolutely adored it.

  • All's Faire in Love

    All's Faire in Love

    ★★½

    When the best acting in your movie is provided by Cedric the Entertainer.......and Cedric the Entertainer isn't one of your leads..........or even secondary leads.

    Well, the acting in this film leaves a bunch to be desired.

    The script is pretty bad too....there is a character called "Horny" the Unicorn. Yeah, pretty sure I outgrew this film when I was 15. My son loved it though.

    I don't regret watching it, it was cute enough. But I can't recommend it for anything other than a late night streaming frivolity, and I won't watch it again.