Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Passenger 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Three stars for Kyle Gallagher being hot 🤤

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Hardcore Henry and Novocaine would get along since they both use unconventional items as brass knuckles

Popular reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Action -> stereotypical.
  Which really sucks to say because The Russo Brothers know how to film action.
  Exposition -> unbearable.
  I get that people are brain dead and prefer to have everything explained but Jesus Christ I think people can infer a little bit you know?
  Dialogue -> Does not feel human.
  Budget -> 300 million dollars.
  How the hell is this in the top twenty of most expensive movies of all time?
  I've seen the phrase "nothing burger" tossed around quite a bit and that is honestly all I can say about this too.

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  Fantastic Four 2015

  ½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Poopy ass shitty movie dude.
  Had more pleasure in the diarrhea shit fart I had after eating gas station sushi than watching this.