Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Happiness 1998

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jun 2024

  Effedupmovies.com so true!! Watched at work so the security cameras watched too :) lots of cum in this one!

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2023

  A movie for insane horny people aka THIS GUY!!

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Maybe it was the mushroom gummies or perhaps it was the hot pretzel with cheese, but I thought this was pretty good!! Frankly, it gets worse as it goes on and it is SOOO derivative, but hey guess what? This shit is way better than The Menu. Insane that that movie has a fan base. So bad. And I worked on that movie!! But this is good! When it’s not aping the genre tropes so lazily. Anytime it’s like, ooo…

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  No Country for Old Men 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Gets better and better with each viewing.

Popular reviews

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  Down with the King 2021

  Watched 10 Jul 2021 21

  I worked on this AND I’m in it. For 2 seconds, but I get to be mean to popular gangster rapper Freddie Gibbs, which was tight. It’s premiering tomorrow at Cannes! If it’s bad I will kill mysel

  
  Edit- THEY CUT THE PART WHERE I WAS MEAN TO FREDDIE! Devastating, but you still get to see my nice smile :) will be watching today, my review for the film will be an in depth breakdown of my experience working on the film, so stay tuned!

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  Down with the King 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Jun 2022 17

  Detailed here is my experience working as a production assistant on Down With the King! 🤩
  
  At the end of September 2020, I was asked to be a production assistant on Down With the King, a feature film my pops was doing some legal work for. I had just begun my third year at SCAD, and since online classes (Covid-19) were somehow even MORE dreadful than normal SCAD classes, I jumped on the opportunity, and flew out to the Berkshires, where…