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  Exhuma 2024

  Watched 29 Mar 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Mill 2023

  Watched 31 Oct 2023

  this was so bad it almost made me want to work harder at my corporate job

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  Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021

  Watched 18 Sep 2021

  give the sexy dilf what he wants

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  Crazy Rich Asians 2018

  ★★ Added

  I'd be compelled to give it a rating of 2.5 for pure non offensive averageness, but for a movie that discusses relationships between human beings with implied depth, the characters are dangerously shallow and the dialogue merely hands us the story instead of telling one.

  
  
  

  sidenote:
  also, you relly mean to tell a story with obnoxiously rich asians without a single birkin in sight? you're gonna prioritize getting the proper watches in there but not proper... BAGS??????? whatever

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