Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Recluse 2016

  ★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  The main character’s design is superrrr cute but the fucking Sims speak and shitty mixing gets tiresome really quick

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  Video Dating Tape 2005

  ★★★ Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  I know a lady that wears collars and puppy ears like Jake 😃

Popular reviews

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  The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock 1959

  ★★½ Watched 10 May 2023

  I wonder how many uncles and aunties developed a fetish from this flick 🤔🤭🥰

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  The Return of Godzilla 1984

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2023 1

  Finally had the opportunity to watch this. This is a weird Godzilla in particular. I loved the 80s city pop fashion and frill in downtown Shinjuku and the new style of practical effects looked excellent. The stakes in this movie were some of the highest since the original film and they felt grounded and real in the Cold War climate. 

  The only detractor from the film is the convoluted explanations of Godzilla’s biology or instincts or anything of that nature.…