vonschwitsu

vonschwitsu

overly opinionated horror movie addict. the shining (1980) and IT (2017) are the best films ever made, don't bother changing my mind

Favorite films

  • It
  • Anastasia
  • The Shining
  • Wonder Woman 1984

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  • Home Alone

  • We Live in Time

  • Spider-Man 2

  • Perfect Blue

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  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★

    saw this film on a whim because i saw pedro pascal was in it and it took me 20 minutes of sitting in a cinema surrounded by a bunch of queer women before i realised that i was definitely NOT the target audience for this film.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    Wanda was the one who really made this movie lbr

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  • Bratz Kidz: Sleep-Over Adventure

    Bratz Kidz: Sleep-Over Adventure

    fun fact: the scene where megan is alone at the carnival and the clown is just there used to terrify the shit out of me as a kid

  • Midori

    Midori

    ½

    I couldn't even finish this movie - only made it about 15 minutes in before feeling the need to bleach my brain. Despite how impressive it is that this film was made solely by one guy, I can safely say that is the only impressive thing about this abomination of a film, and I have no qualms with declaring this as the worst movie i've ever seen, purely because it disgusts me on such a personal level and abhorred me so much on a level that no other film will ever come close to fulfilling.

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