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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  FIVE STARS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT. Fantastic piece of shit! Well written and directed piece of shit! Good acted piece of shit! Perfect runtime fucking piece of shit.Fuck you the ending rocks piece of shit

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  Monkey Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  That movie told me to set my cuisinart to 9500° and open it next to my dick to destroy my pubic lice FOR GOOD but they ARE BACK and now I need my money back I know Dev Hotel will prob see this but GODDAMN I’ve been itching my shi for like 1 Hour.

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2023

  I have the cunt to break the dick

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  First Reformed 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2023

  Disgusting piece of film. Left me feeling cold and wanting an ear of corn. It’s called an ear because it shaped like an ear

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