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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  just spent the whole time yearning for naomi

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  eff that man and that damn pie

Popular reviews

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ½ Watched 29 May 2023 1

  this is a hefty one boys and to make it even better i’m too lazy to use proper grammar today!

  so as ariel is my all time fav disney princess (don’t try me i have the receipts) i have many many issues that i will admit are very nit picky i’m going to make the decision to blame that on the dash of ‘tism 

  CASTING
  javier bardem was actually painful to watch as triton it actually hurt me to see…

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★½ Watched 05 Aug 2023 1

  nearly exploded at the prometheus reference

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