Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  He’s cooked once again 

  She’s so lucky to have two Robert Pattinsons

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Fuck you FUCK YOUUU YOU LA LA LAND’D ME FUCK YOUUUUUU 😭😭

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  That was pretty good
  4 and a half BIG BOOMS

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Everything I wanted from Eggers, the goat delivered 

  
  
  
  
  

  I don’t blame Ellen for wanting Orlock, who’s turning down a tall man with money, a whole castle, and that 3rd leg of his 🤷🏻‍♂️

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