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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
When Dr Strange said “we need to find other other me” I legitimately got erect. The complex plot did provoke many insightful questions like “why did Dr Strange force the mean hot dog man to try to kill himself for 3 weeks straight for squirting mustard on him?” and “how much real money did it cost for the scene where barefoot Wanda massacres sir Patrick Stewart?” Unfortunately these questions go unanswered because the audience is quickly focused on Dr Strange…
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C.I.Ape 2021
I don’t understand why people “meme” this film. It is simply about a highly trained government agent who happens to be an ape guided by a young child. In the film C.I.Ape meets his equal in the classic villain “Alpha Dog” who subtly displays a fascist ideology with quick quips and unforgettable one-liners while stylishly leather-clad. The complex themes and motives weave together to establish the main lesson of the film, which is that “ape good.”
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017
Ya’ll being like THEY BETTER LET JOHNNY DO ANOTHER PIRATES MOVIE haven’t seen this shit.
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