Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Yeah, I wish I could blame all the fuckin problems in my life on some goddamn little The Monkey

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  MadS 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Oct 2024

  Quixotic and pulsing, like someone put their thumb to the tip of your skull and applied gradual pressure for 88-minutes.

  Combining two of my favorite types of film, drugsploitation and zombies,  MadS is borderline satire. The film impressively and in no overt way twists between a rage epidemic and a “is this all in my head?” drug odyssey. Somewhere between the apocalyptic and dire city bar crawl that you might’ve experienced in your mid-20’s, and the slow creep of a…

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  Watched 17 Jul 2024 2

  Memoirs of a True Detective season 1 simp 

  Again, I find myself thinking a lot about what it takes to make a film invisible. That moment when, the music and sfx swell in the theatre, and you focus completely on the screen without thoughts. Is this a skill the director possesses? Or just some rookie form of hypnotism? What does it mean when we have this same sensation during a scene of just two people talking? Is it the writing?…

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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