What felt like a 40 minute exposition dump followed by a further hour and a half of cringeworthy dialogue, jokes that fell completely flat, nonsensical plot points that appeared from nowhere then lead to nothing, and scenes that unfailingly overstayed their welcome, all wrapped up with a pair of unnecessary twists that only served to add an extra 5 minutes of frustration at the very moment I was most desperate for the movie to end...
I spent half the movie…