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Heart Eyes 2025
this was absolutely cheesy and horrible and silly. i loved it im ngl.
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The Substance 2024
i aint ever heard of a person with the last name sparkle who turned out mentally stable
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
by far the best scenes were ryan reynolds dancing while on a killing spree (sexy!) the montage of different universe logans (sexy!) and the gay sex in car scene (sexy!).
the entire theatre clapped when wolverine’s shirt part of his costume was ripped off, and i agree. he was OILED UP!!
admittedly, i did get viscerally angry at this movies implication that mcu-verse is 616, when that is the comics and mcu is 199999. but whatever. and viscerally angry at the deadpool trilogys depiction of shatterstar because ! BRO!!
awful movie, loved it. 6/6 wolverine claws
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Inheritance 2020
im surprised all the reviews are so, so awful? it wasnt that terrible tbh!! not amazing, but like, it wasnt bad. good premise, executed in a way that doesnt fully give the premise what it deserves— which makes the movie seem a lot worse than it is. it was actually shot quite well and the atmosphere works pretty well.
HER DAMN EYEBROWS!!
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