Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Misery 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  HE NEVER GOT OUT OF THE COCK-A-DOODIE CAR!!

  Genuinely the most thrilling experience I have had watching a movie in recent memory. Every second of this I thought “my god this can’t get any worse” and then it would get horrifyingly worse.

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  The Phantom of the Opera 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2025

  Oh that’s your bitch? Then why did the title track start playing when she grabbed my hand

Popular reviews

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  Gilda 1946

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jun 2024

  We need more evil bisexual people in movies

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  Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 1954

  ★★★ Watched 16 Jun 2024

  You know when your grandma tells you about how she and your grandpa ‘fell in love’ and you’re like “girl… that’s trauma.” This is like watching that happen several times in a row. These poor girls are TRAUMATIZED!!! Millie is MANIPULATED!!! THEY ALL ARE!!!!

  Anyways I would have married Frank.

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