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Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • Toy Story

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • Opus

    ★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★½

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★

    Despite its flaws, it's most a genuinely unique and fun take on a niche that's starting to feel oversaturated as of late. The problem's hard to pinpoint — where exactly does it not work? If you strip away its unique characteristics, namely the unicorn, you’re left with a boring take on eat the rich, and if you strip away the boring eat the rich take, you’re left with killer unicorns without much to stand on. 

    Individual parts carry more weight…

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★

    It’s easy to watch this and immediately recognize all the sources it draws inspiration from: The Menu, Blink Twice, Midsommar, White Lotus Season 1, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, Don't Worry Darling, but what annoys me the most is the lack of care in putting together all the ingredients, and instead just throwing it all together, tossing it in the oven, and hoping for pound cake, but it just turns out underwhelming, and kind of resembling something edible.…

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★½

    "It's the Duck!? Who Greenlit this garbage"

    This one was... odd? I really don't know how I feel about it, and honestly, I have no idea where to start, let alone how to talk about it. But here goes nothing.

    Did Warner Bros. think this would fail, or did they not know how to handle it, because they, too, couldn't figure out what the hell this thing is? Is it because it has no big name voice actors? No notable…

  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

    ★★½

    The longest, uninterrupted, unedited, and continuous fight sequence was between a punching bag and the Monkey Man.