Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alvin and the Chipmunks 2007

  ★★½ Rewatched 19 Dec 2024

  Arguably the best movie ever

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  Lawrence of Arabia 1962

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  Spectacle doesn’t exist anymore.

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ½ Watched 14 Jun 2023 2

  Exhausting. Too grandiose. And for what? It’s not even a whole damn story! Utterly irredeemable. What a waste of time!

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ½ Watched 26 Mar 2022

  i always struggle to decide between seeing comic book films as a former comic book fan and now as a film fan. it’s very difficult to decide whether to be excited by seeing some of my favorite characters on screen or to be angry at the state of big budget garbage. 

  THANKFULLY this film disappoints me (fucks me in the ass and it hurts) on all fronts. Jon Watts has stolen the beloved creations of other, more talented directors (mainly Raimi but I digress) and manipulated the masses into thinking he did something cool.

  this film will age very poorly

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