walkoholic

walkoholic

Favorite films

  • 12 Angry Men
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • Before Sunrise

    ★★★

  • Civil War

    ★★★

  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

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  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★

    Pick up artist ends in the fangs of a murderous woman. Nature is healing.

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★

    Good Premise, boring characters, soulless camera work

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★½

    Thats not a movie, thats 130min long terrorist attack on the idea of cinema.

    Everything in this movie, every member of the cast, every fucking 'beautiful shot', all the period sucking, bathtub cum slurping, accidental fingering, threadful wanking, grave humping, naked dancing is just there to make this movie go viral and adding its already terrible fantasy lacking title to the discourse of doom alongside dont look up, triangle of sadness, glass onion and the menu, to leave us with one question and one question only: 

    Do rich people make these movies to mock us or do they want to have sex with us?

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★½

    Im a Harkonnen, i Look very evil. In Fact I AM very evil. My Motivation is: being very evil. To underline how evil iam i will kill my own soldier. Look, there is my brother, who played Elvis. He is even more evil than me. To underline how evil he is, he will kill some of his servants. Now the audience knows that we are very evil.