Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  I’m also hooking my friends up to a polygraph machine before asking them if they want to hang out with me.

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  Ash 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Nice mash-up of a bunch of stuff I assume Flying Lotus thinks are badass. Feels like a 90 minute cold open to a Dead Space movie. Genuinely scary, but kind of because it just shoves noises and images at you whenever a scene is going too long. But hey, what are movies if not noises and images being shoved at you? Not joking when I say seeing this in a theater kind of re-convinced me movies are still cool and good.

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic Galaxy 2018

  ★★ Watched 01 Aug 2019

  The whole galaxy isn't really Jurassic. Just the world they are on. They should have called it...

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  Afraid 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Sep 2024

  “My senior year I was the target of a deep fake porn video. I learned a lot about people.”