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  The Alto Knights 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Mafia roleplay - old men, wise guys, and two Robert De Niros.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Great acting, dramatic deaths, adorable aliens - what more could you want? Oh, right… two Robert Pattinsons in a threesome.

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  The Last Showgirl 2024

  ★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Flat characters, zero emotional depth, and countless side stories that lead nowhere. Instead, we get endless shots of Pamela Anderson gazing blankly at Las Vegas. 88 minutes of pure emptiness. The only saving grace? Jamie Lee Curtis - who’s barely in it.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  The Monkey should’ve taken the brother out way earlier - if not for any other reason, then just to put an end to that tragic haircut.

  He killed a lot of people, but the mullet was the worst tragedy.

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