Jordan

Jordan

Favorite films

  • The Florida Project
  • All About Eve
  • Your Name.
  • Before Midnight

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  • Wolf Man

    ★★

  • Anora

    ½

  • Megalopolis

    ½

  • The Marvels

    ★★½

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  • Wolf Man

    Wolf Man

    ★★

    “can you tell what i’m thinking?”
    girl you don’t wanna know.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ½

    total garbage. gen z brain rot. euphoria wanna be/will never be. nothing redeeming. writing, camera work, cinematography, directing, all complete trash. no storyline, half the scenes are filler, could’ve been 1hour shorter. dialogue consists of 1hour45minutes of people screaming. all characters share 1 brain cell. this winning the palme d’or is as much of a mystery as how the pyramids were built. if this is the future of cinema…we’re beyond screwed. save your money.

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ½

    Sunnyhope

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    One of the dumbest movies I’ve ever watched. So incredibly stupid that it truly boggles my mind on how multiple people could sign off on the production of this. Anyone that tries to analyze and describe this like it’s some sort of elegant piece of cinema simply belongs in a psych ward. Writing is so incredibly awful I have no words. People are trying to play it off like it’s supposed to be about the “obsession” we all face in…

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