Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  love the aesthetics but I hate the age gap relationship and I've only watched half but oliver is an ass and i hate elio too f this movie bro

  give me the same aesthetic but a differnt film

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  The Princess Bride 1987

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  this is fire. lost half a star because they made buttercup useless but i guess it's a product of their time

Popular reviews

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  The Great Sperm Race 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Aug 2024 1

  Sperm Lord of the Rings. Cinematic, amazing acting complete with a full soundtrack that I think might have been sampled from LOTR maybe once or twice.

  Would highly recommend to biology students, or immautre people like me who have a lot of time to waste.

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Dec 2024

  It wasn't bad but the music felt like a dupe of the first movie. The soundtrack and instrumentals weren't terrible but the lyrics felt AI generated. There was literally a 'how far i'll go' dupe which was really weird to experience.

  Every character except for Moana and Maui was one-dimensional and badly written, especially that one bat lady. I thought she'd be a cool op but she did NOTHING. All of Moana's friends are also just ass they have no personality and they're useless.

  Disney needs to come up with someting new.